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Wait... you're saying all teh crap you get up to, and _I'm_ worrying you? I feel kinda honoured.

 

I was going to say that Ms Portman gets a special mention for a side-step I once made. I had been asked by my friends girlfriend if I liked her dress, and being a moron I said 'no'. This provoked a tantrum, which I would cheerfully have ignored, but seeing my friend's anguished expression I pointed out that I preferred my women to be like Natalie Portman (and hence nothing like her). This apparently allowed me to give grace. *shakes head* :sorcerer: I know I provoked her, but she was a monstrosity. I should be honest like that more often. I suppose if I were gay I probably could be. Hmm.... it's almost worth it.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Wait... you're saying all teh crap you get up to, and _I'm_ worrying you? I feel kinda honoured.

 

hey i've been relatively good lately!

 

haven't really done anything naughty since the Fetish Ball and Erotica Expo

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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