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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I like the bit where they try to buy him off, but are so spectacularly corrupt that one of their own steals most of the bribe. :lol:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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^ Hahaha.

 

That's all I have to say. Well...

 

Yeah, indeed China's got some serious pollution issues. And they're not the only major issues they've got...

 

Uh, I hope the Chinese aren't monitoring this. They might come to a more than exaggerated and unwanted conclusion on what Australians think of them... which could have disastrous consequences on us!

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Are you serious? The Chinese are a bunch of little girls. They won't do jack ****.

 

Having a nasty scar on my shin from a little girl fetching me a mischief using a long stick, and missing a clump of hair on my head whence it was ripped by another little girl, I am not reassured.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Hahaha. Sorry to hear that.

 

So what you're saying is, you're afraid of little girls?

 

I'm more scared of them than terrorists. At least you can arrest terrorists.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Small girls don't eat candy. They eat lead piping and boy's shins.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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You have 3 groups:

 

The social servants - these guys are mainly okay unless you jump out at them, in which case their drugged up bodies will flail at you wildly. Popular choices include crystal meth and cocaine.

The bogans - these guys are easy to run into at a bar, even in the more well-to-do areas of the city. Highly unpredictable - ranges from "wanna fight, bitch?" to "hey dude my car is in hospital and I need $20 for my sick brother" (outside mooseheads club at 2am, breath smelling of beer).

The uni students - commonly a mix of the 2 groups above with their own distinct holier-than-thou flavour added to the mix.

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