Gorth Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Just sittng here, staring at my coffee and thinking. What is coffee made of ? How many particles ? The nature of it... stuff like that. Trying to figure out what my coffee is made of, resulted in ideas like molecules'n stuff. Then again, these are made up of atoms, which are made up of electrons, neutrons and protons, which are made of (insert favourite physics model here), repeated infinitely. Conclusion ? My coffee is made up of an infinite amount of "things". Why doesn't my coffee explode instantaneously and destroy the universe ? Probably because the rest of the universe is made the same way and applies an opposite and equal force on my coffee. No big deal, Coffee is still there and Gorth is happy. Then I thought about, what if something disturbs the balance between my coffee and the universe ? If the balance is disturbed to the disadvantage of my coffee, bummer, my coffee gets crushed by the forces of the universe. I can make a new cup of coffee. What happens if the balance is disturbed to the disadvantage of the universe ? My coffee explodes in a pyrotechnical show of supernova proportions and will probably destroy the universe. Better be careful with that coffee, It's potent stuff... Oh, and now my coffee's gone cold. Better be careful when I pour it out and make som new... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neriana Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Gorth needs to back away from the coffee and go to bed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Coffee is teh cool but I didn't know it was explosive Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petor23 Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 there are 1000s of chemicals in coffee. Only a few have been tested, half of which caused cancer in rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevan Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Decaf or regular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiddenAssassin Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 The only good form of caffiene comes in a carton with farmers union printed on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Decaf or regular? They are both tools of the apocalypse “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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