April 19, 200619 yr Author ... Or you are barking! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
April 19, 200619 yr The rabbit's foot is insurance. Was a there rabbit's foot? I'm not going to check.
April 19, 200619 yr Author Not too lucky for the rabbit ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
April 19, 200619 yr See! It's all perspective! Getting that rabbits foot unfortunately put the rabbit population at a critical mass, to the point where they can no longer reproduce sufficiently (talking about rabbits...hah, yeah right this would happen) and will go extinct. As a result, carrot populations will explode, and chaos will ensue.
April 19, 200619 yr Author beware the exploding carrots! :ph34r: OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
April 20, 200619 yr so superstition will destroy humanity? wow, if that happens, humanity sucks... come on, we should be completely destroyed after an alien invasion but not carrots. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
April 27, 200619 yr *cough* either independence day or War of the world scenario. you choose *encough* but seriously, if humanity gets wiped out by carrots/superstition, then humanity sux... "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
April 27, 200619 yr Author ... and deserves to be replaced by something less flakey. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
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