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That's like Yul Brenner. He did a stop-smoking advert for broadcast after his lung cancer death: "You wouldn't listen to me when I was alive, well now I'm dead.

"Don't do it! DON'T SMOK'!"

 

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"Hi, I'm Jim Fix, I'm dead now and I don't know what the **** happened. I jogged everday, ate nothing but tofu, swam five hundred laps every morning and I'm dead, Yul Brynner drank, smoked and got laid every night of his life, he's dead. ****."

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Yep, I wouldn't mind be Yul Brenner. Except that I'd be dead now, of course, and not able to write on this forum how I'd like to be him.

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