Coolest. Kid. Ever.

Smoke up bucko!

I tried to get addicted to smokes before I could talk, but it just didn't work out. My parents didn't like it and protested loudly whenever I lit up a cigarette, especially when they were changing my diapers and stuff. I quit when I was three. Now I'm healthier than ever, hoping to see my seventh birthday despite my lungs collapsing this summer.

What grade is that?

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9th.

Smoking has actually not decreased significantly in recent years. It's been pretty steady at 25% of the population in North America. It's also on the rise again in teenagers.

Somebody needs to put in an order for more stupid Truth advertisements.

Smoking has actually not decreased significantly in recent years.  It's been pretty steady at 25% of the population in North America.  It's also on the rise again in teenagers.

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Yeah, but it's always on the rise amongst teenagers. It's sort of like us always managing to capture/kill al-Qaeda's number two man in Iraq. The more often you hear the same thing, the less you pay attention to it.