Next on my list is Calax.

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Is that list made of hunam skin and is blood used as ink?

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I don't think Eldar has....wait a bit...

 

*checks larder, philactory shrine and that hidden library cache*

 

Nope, 'Nomicon is still here with me.

Don't be silly, Eldar is Catholic: it's made of Protestant skin and Baptist's blood ...

He's catholic, not anglican, you dim one.

Exactly, so he's gunna use heathen or (even better) the blood of one anathema sit ...

All in pro patrii, I'd venture to guess.

In the best possible taste, of course ... :D

You know, I really should re-check the larder. I thought I saw marks of something been dragged from there. What is so large it needs to be dragged, you ask? Let's just say that Young Female Christian Organization's bus trips to Nevada do disppear for a reason.

 

I need to cultivate my taste.

You go all the way to Nevada? WHAT'S WRONG WITH EUROPEAN YOUNG FEMALE CHRISTIAN ORGANISATIONS!!!111!eleven!1onetwo!1

The other white meat, dear meta. The other white meat.

... served with fava beans and cianti?

I prefer rotgut. Ze good doctor has noo tas-te.

Do you often have old friends for dinner?

Aha-ha. Humour, yes? Aha-haa. Most of my friends are cool and firm right now. I prefer to keep'em near me.

Okay children, knock it off.

 

Hey thanks, Darkside! I love it! :D (w00t) :"> It's Thanksgiving here in the States so I couldn't check it out until now. Happy thanksgiving to all you Americans, BTW.

 

Yup, only the g-men know... :ph34r:

 

Yipes! Did I really flame you for a Southern Christian remark? I can't seem to recall... Oh well. I'm Northern, anyway. Regardless, I'll be sure to send you some calamine lotion for those nasty burns.

Woooo! I get a tombs report!

I just noticed a couple things...

 

LadyCrimson is one of the more mature posters on the board

 

Lack of quick wit makes me sound that way.

I want a lollipop.

 

leading the reviewer to she might be one of the older denizens of the online community.

 

That one's probably true. :ph34r:

Older l= mature, eh?

Not always.

Not very often, I would say. "

Okay children, knock it off. 

 

Hey thanks, Darkside!  I love it!  :D  (w00t)  :">    It's Thanksgiving here in the States so I couldn't check it out until now.  Happy thanksgiving to all you Americans, BTW. 

 

Yup, only the g-men know... :ph34r:

 

Yipes!  Did I really flame you for a Southern Christian remark?  I can't seem to recall...  Oh well.  I'm Northern, anyway.    Regardless, I'll be sure to send you some calamine lotion for those nasty burns. 

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Really? I took you for a Bible Belt resident.

 

Yeah, we were celebrating Thanksgiving too, but that didn't stop me from getting my daily dose of interweb.

The subject of this report is Calax

 

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Standardized Attributes ranging from 0 to 5:

Intelligence: 3

Didactic (Good): 2

Didactic (Bad): 0

Annoyance: 1

Chutzpah: 2

Wits: 3

Charisma: 3

Will: 3

Eloquence: 3

Kindness: 3

 

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Assessment of reviewer

The subject of this report is Surreptishus

 

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Standardized Attributes ranging from 0 to 5:

Intelligence: top percentile of the standard deviation above the mean (3 and a bit)

Didactic (Good): 4

Didactic (Bad): 1

Annoyance: 1/2 (his alt 's name was enough to increment this value).

Chutzpah: 2 (Generally doesn't pick a fight, but won't walk away, either.)

Wits: 4 (Picks his targets: if you're stupid, you'll be in his sights sooner or later.)

Charisma: 4

Will: 2 (Very little bothers him enough to get him fired up enough to escape his ennui.)

Eloquence: 4 (terse but precise: lazy grammar affectation notwithstanding)

Kindness: 3 (Don't come looking to get your boo-boos kissed better, but he won't join in kicking someone when they're down, either.)

 

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Assessment of reviewer

With meta around, who needs me? His reports are the exact sort that I anticipated for this thread. I'm rendered obsolete by meta. I think I'll get started on someone really fun...

 

Kor Qel Droma is next. I hope folks keep posting reports in this thread. As sad as it is, I truly enjoy them. Different reviewers can cover the same subject, so don't feel that a particular subject is off limits because they have suffered a review already. I say this because I fully intend to review both Mothman and Child before too long.

And then you'll do Darque, me and Sarja?

Yes