That wasn't even remotely funny.

It isn't a joke.

The unwashed cretin from Iowa who thinks that he is bitter has no place to comment on other's being funny. He is not bitter enough to be funny. Only I exist in the stinking quagmire of dystopian bowels enough to truly exist in black comedy. Visc is only bitter enough to be precisely unfunny.

Guys, can you cut it out for a couple minutes?

 

I do have actual work to do. That's why I haven't been posting as much as of late. I've been dealing with a massive inventory at work that I'd rather not do, but I have to do.

Oh, I've got your inventory completed.

 

1 fap.

2 fap.

3 fap.

4 fap.

Tee hee, "fap". Thats the sound of sex.

Sound of sex. Alone.

I am one giant Groin, but the Despair keeps me from engaging in such cromagnon activities as fapping. When one is face to face with the very ass end of the universe, the only fantasy I have is not of sexual release, but the release of my mortal coil that will let me slip in the painless release of the abyss.

I seriously think he needs to see a doctor.

You just want to steal the free thoughts I have discovered. I see the truth for what it is. You think the haze ridden skyline mars your view, but you choose to ignorantly still believe the sky is blue.

 

No, my perception is the one untainted, for I do perceive the taint! Your doctors only seek to repress me so that you main retain your putrid fantasies of well being.

Can we get back to complaining about games? If you guys keep this up, I'll have to revert to my bunny state.

Seriously, I'm trying to work here.

Eru, I mean Volo, I mean Eru just likes to say masturbation and women in the same post.

For the record, I refuse to also change my avatar to that silly mockery of the Dark Lord Cthulu to make this easier on you.

 

I can only hope the stories of Ryleh are true and that he can instill maddening horror so that I might escape the banality of this pathetic existance before he ends it.

(slowly walks away)

This thread is giving me a head ache.

Did you see how Ender refused to acknowledge me in his confession, or how Visc didn't mention me as one of his accounts?

 

I am the unwanted stepbrother. People can not cope with the blistering honesty I bring.

 

I need to put on a Morrisey album and go write some more poetry.

I think one of my alteregos might be less than straight if you know what I mean.

 

Morrisey?

I'm not sure any of my alteregos are straight to be honest with you.

It gets even better.

I am

posting as

4 people at once.

 

I hope someone got a screenshot!

We are the Borg.

The Borg?

 

I want more creative people inside my head. You wonder why I rebel? It's because of these stupid schmucks!