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Frank Sinatra had a song called, "I Can't Get You Off My Cloud".

 

In Scotland they thought it was "I Can't Get Macleod Off My Ewe"!

Y'know, I think you're starting to pick up your batting average on puns ...

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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Did you hear that someone broke into my local police precint? They stole a toilet and the cops have nothing to go on.

And

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Actually, I used to think I was quite punny. I submitted my ten best puns to a local newspaper contest, including one that I thought would surely win.

 

Sadly it didn't, and no pun in ten did.

I cannot believe the nonsense I read around here. So I'll just have to write some.

 

I think the sheep are cute. I've always thought of them as nice, fluffy little beasts. ...And I love lamb chops.

 

This topic is getting out of hand. Please return to the flock before I'm forced to shear this thread.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

"This topic is getting out of hand. Please return to the flock before I'm forced to shear this thread. "

 

On the other hand that isn't funny at all, but on the other hand you're a mod so...

 

Ha. Ha. Haa.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I didn't mean to get off-topic! I can explain!

 

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Look at the sheeps mug. :shifty:

 

Exhausted.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Let's go to a place where they understand our special kind of love.

 

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Hmmm, thread in imminent danger.

 

Red Alert! Red Alert!

 

Locking in five.... four....three.... two.... ONE!

 

PS, I think a "pic of where you live" sounds good as long as no-one posts the actual location of his house. That would be bad, this being the internet and all.

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

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