Walsingham Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Police have released pictures of the suspects in the recent bomb attacks in Egypt. "We believe them to be late eighties videogame characters. If the public find them running around in the background of a game they are playing, whether it be Street Fighter or Bubble Bobble, they are advised to push LEFT LEFT A and B buttons together, and throw them into the poorly rendered lava." Said the chief investigator today. (Thanks to Tyrell) "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 I blame DosBox. They've resurrected all these old video games in order to unleash the terrorist hordes upon us. I always thought there was something suspicious about them... :ph34r: "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Walsingham Posted July 25, 2005 Author Posted July 25, 2005 Apparently, those are the pics the Egyptian police have released. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Reveilled Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 I think the guy on the right was in Centipede. You can see the Centipede in the middle of his hair above his forehead. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
metadigital Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 That's what happens when the police use a computer-identikit programme. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Walsingham Posted July 25, 2005 Author Posted July 25, 2005 The guy on the right looks like a target in Operation: Wolf. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
metadigital Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 The left guy looks like his portrait was made out of text characters, like the early internet (pre-web) ascii art ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
jaguars4ever Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Those Egyptians sure could use a megapixel camera right about now. "
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 When you ascii a stupid question, you get a stupid ansi.
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