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Posted

I found these funny 'lost' starwars quotes about spammers.

 

 

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a newsgroup is insignificant next to the power of the moderator."

 

"A Spammer Board, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

 

"I can't abide these spammers. Disgusting creatures."

 

"Who's the more foolish, the spammer, or the fool who replies to him?"

 

"Luke, don't give into spam. That leads to the dark side."

 

"Spammer, the possibility of successfully navigating an EROLS relay is

approximately 3,720 to 1!"

 

Qui-Gon Jinn: "The ability to spam does not make you intelligent"

 

Qui-Gon: "These spammer types are cowards. The negotiations will be brief."

Posted

I like these ones

 

Matrix

 

"I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you spammers do not. You move to an ISP, and you bilk, and bilk, until every net resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another ISP. There is another entity on this net that follows the same pattern. A virus. Spammers are a disease, a cancer of the internet, you are a plague, and we moderators, are the cure."

 

 

God Father

 

"Spammer, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you in my inbox, I don't want you near my newsgroups. When you build a website, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"

 

I better stop now :-

Posted

Craftsman says something cool.

 

Jaguar oggles at the cleverness.

 

Craftsman says something cool.

 

Jaguar jumps up and down around Crafstman.

 

Its like Craftsman being Foghorn Leghorn, and Jaguar being that little dog that used to jump around Foggy saying "your the man, your the man"

 

Heres a scenario.

 

Craftsman "Hey Jaguar, will you blow me?"

 

Jaguar "Yes, yes yes, I need something else to get me choked up besides being the forum police"

 

Stay Cool,

SLM

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