Darth Sun_Tzu Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 You are in love with that spam can guy, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes! "I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!
Chemix Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 too many threads are locked these days.... the spam wars are coming. SW: The Posting Menace *scene of giant spam cams orbiting naboo* Pilot: About to dock with Trade Spamination 1 sir Kenoobie: Hail them tell them were coming Pilot: What would be the point? Kenoobie: What do u mean what would be the point... Qui Gone: They are spaminoans, talking to them over the comm chanels would be pointless, u have to be in there face, and anunicate extremely well, and repeat urself 3 times and slap them before they understand what you mean *ship lands* *scene in command center* Viceroy: So what do you think would be a good color for a tie Droid: Sir, two jedi knoobs have arrived to force a settlement Viceroy: Green or Gold, green would match my skin, but gold might bring out a... *droid slaps viceroy* Viceroy: Never slap me, I will PWNE you Droid: Two jedi knoobs have arrived, u weren't listening Viceroy: You IDIOT, why didn't u tell me, DO YOU hate me or something noobie wannabe Assistant: I think an orangish gold tie would bring out ur eye color better Viceroy: Yeah..... *droid makes a gesture by slapping it's hand into it's face and acting as it it was smearing it's face, the paint scrapes* Viceroy: Oh........ Now gas the chamber those jedi are in and.... Droid: Sir? Viceroy: I told you want to do, now go before I press ur off button Droid: First off I don't have an off button, and second of all u ended that sentance with an and.... *viceroy is distracted by the image of queen amadala on the view screen and continues to stare until his mouth falls open* *droid deactivates veiwscreen back ground* Assistant: We were looking at that! Droid: I will procede to do what u asked *inside waiting chamber* *gass fills room* Kenoobie: Poison gas, quickly put on ur breath masks Qui Gon: I didn't get that item, remember.... Kenoobie: Can u hold ur breath while I open the door *Kenoobie opens door with lightsaber and runs out into the hall* Kenoobie: That was easy.... *they start running to the command center* *inside command center* Viceroy: I told u droid, gaurd the chamber Droid: U did not, I have an audio recording if need be Viceroy: then lets hear what I said, what I realy said, dumb droid Droid: "Oh........ Now gas the chamber those jedi are in and...." Viceroy: See I told you, I told you to gaurd the chamber *droid begins rapidly banging head againts wall* -:MANY STUPID THINGS LATER:- *Gungan army with sheilds up staring at droid army* Jar Jar Brainless: Wesa gona PWNE YOU! Sedu Brainless: Thisa is going to hurt Jar Jar: Nosa yousa wories.... sa *Gungan armie begin chanting "Blah, bla, bla blah bla blah blah bla" *Droids begin to malfunction and start shooting each other, and even themselves* Sedu: Wha? Jar Jar: Mesa tolda usa wesa woulda PWNE-a themsa *Around droid controle ship, anakin flies around, then into the hanger, then accidently shoots off proton torpedoes into the reactor* *suddenly anakin apears in red suspender pants and a pad shirt with glasses* Anakin: Did I do that.....? -:MANY MORE STUPID THINGS LATER:- What did u expect me to finish writing this giberish nonsense for the first film, I don't have THAT much time to waste SW: The LACK OF COMMON SENSE *on coruscant, outside padmes apartment* Padme: Hello jedi, sirs *anakins mouth falls open, kenoobie procedes to put it back in it's place momentarily* Kenoobie: You know anakin, if I didn't know better, I would think you had turned into a spaminoan Anakin: Your holding me back! *anakins starts crying and jumps out a window, suddenly the setting changes to night and he falls onto the assasain's speeder* Assasain: This isn't supposed to happen for 8 scenes! dang plot holes! *anakin makes random stabs with his saber and finaly hits a controle, unfortunately it's the oil slick controle, oil (which serves no practical purpose) flies out of the back covering anakin, a car behind spins out and breaks through a building, showing a hole in the set and leading into the indiana jones 4 set* Anakin: You won't get away with this, whatever it is ur trying to get away with Assasain: I haven't done anything yet dang it! Go back to your own scene *the speeder swerves attempting to thrown anakin off, anakin hits the main controle panel, finaly, and the speeder goes down into a crowded area* Kenoobie: How did you.... Nevermind... *pulls out script* Anakin: The assasain went into the nightclub! Kenoobie: This sounds like an excuse to bypass the ID check.... wait, here's my line, "He went in to hide, not to run" what sense does that make.... *they enter the bar, anakin is quickly distracted by dancers, kenoobie turns around and sabers the gun out of the assasains hand while drinking a martini, shaken not stured* -:MANY MORE STUPID THINGS LATER:- To be continued.... As for the topic, he sounds like ur average, costume convention obesser. Mabey a bit farther. He needs help (phsycological help), and some outside interest
Jet Li Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 too many threads are locked these days.... the spam wars are coming. SW: The Posting Menace *scene of giant spam cams orbiting naboo* Pilot: About to dock with Trade Spamination 1 sir Kenoobie: Hail them tell them were coming Pilot: What would be the point? Kenoobie: What do u mean what would be the point... Qui Gone: They are spaminoans, talking to them over the comm chanels would be pointless, u have to be in there face, and anunicate extremely well, and repeat urself 3 times and slap them before they understand what you mean *ship lands* *scene in command center* Viceroy: So what do you think would be a good color for a tie Droid: Sir, two jedi knoobs have arrived to force a settlement Viceroy: Green or Gold, green would match my skin, but gold might bring out a... *droid slaps viceroy* Viceroy: Never slap me, I will PWNE you Droid: Two jedi knoobs have arrived, u weren't listening Viceroy: You IDIOT, why didn't u tell me, DO YOU hate me or something noobie wannabe Assistant: I think an orangish gold tie would bring out ur eye color better Viceroy: Yeah..... *droid makes a gesture by slapping it's hand into it's face and acting as it it was smearing it's face, the paint scrapes* Viceroy: Oh........ Now gas the chamber those jedi are in and.... Droid: Sir? Viceroy: I told you want to do, now go before I press ur off button Droid: First off I don't have an off button, and second of all u ended that sentance with an and.... *viceroy is distracted by the image of queen amadala on the view screen and continues to stare until his mouth falls open* *droid deactivates veiwscreen back ground* Assistant: We were looking at that! Droid: I will procede to do what u asked *inside waiting chamber* *gass fills room* Kenoobie: Poison gas, quickly put on ur breath masks Qui Gon: I didn't get that item, remember.... Kenoobie: Can u hold ur breath while I open the door *Kenoobie opens door with lightsaber and runs out into the hall* Kenoobie: That was easy.... *they start running to the command center* *inside command center* Viceroy: I told u droid, gaurd the chamber Droid: U did not, I have an audio recording if need be Viceroy: then lets hear what I said, what I realy said, dumb droid Droid: "Oh........ Now gas the chamber those jedi are in and...." Viceroy: See I told you, I told you to gaurd the chamber *droid begins rapidly banging head againts wall* -:MANY STUPID THINGS LATER:- *Gungan army with sheilds up staring at droid army* Jar Jar Brainless: Wesa gona PWNE YOU! Sedu Brainless: Thisa is going to hurt Jar Jar: Nosa yousa wories.... sa *Gungan armie begin chanting "Blah, bla, bla blah bla blah blah bla" *Droids begin to malfunction and start shooting each other, and even themselves* Sedu: Wha? Jar Jar: Mesa tolda usa wesa woulda PWNE-a themsa *Around droid controle ship, anakin flies around, then into the hanger, then accidently shoots off proton torpedoes into the reactor* *suddenly anakin apears in red suspender pants and a pad shirt with glasses* Anakin: Did I do that.....? -:MANY MORE STUPID THINGS LATER:- What did u expect me to finish writing this giberish nonsense for the first film, I don't have THAT much time to waste SW: The LACK OF COMMON SENSE *on coruscant, outside padmes apartment* Padme: Hello jedi, sirs *anakins mouth falls open, kenoobie procedes to put it back in it's place momentarily* Kenoobie: You know anakin, if I didn't know better, I would think you had turned into a spaminoan Anakin: Your holding me back! *anakins starts crying and jumps out a window, suddenly the setting changes to night and he falls onto the assasain's speeder* Assasain: This isn't supposed to happen for 8 scenes! dang plot holes! *anakin makes random stabs with his saber and finaly hits a controle, unfortunately it's the oil slick controle, oil (which serves no practical purpose) flies out of the back covering anakin, a car behind spins out and breaks through a building, showing a hole in the set and leading into the indiana jones 4 set* Anakin: You won't get away with this, whatever it is ur trying to get away with Assasain: I haven't done anything yet dang it! Go back to your own scene *the speeder swerves attempting to thrown anakin off, anakin hits the main controle panel, finaly, and the speeder goes down into a crowded area* Kenoobie: How did you.... Nevermind... *pulls out script* Anakin: The assasain went into the nightclub! Kenoobie: This sounds like an excuse to bypass the ID check.... wait, here's my line, "He went in to hide, not to run" what sense does that make.... *they enter the bar, anakin is quickly distracted by dancers, kenoobie turns around and sabers the gun out of the assasains hand while drinking a martini, shaken not stured* -:MANY MORE STUPID THINGS LATER:- To be continued.... As for the topic, he sounds like ur average, costume convention obesser. Mabey a bit farther. He needs help (phsycological help), and some outside interest <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ****!
Craigboy2 Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Great job! You just compied an extermly long post! "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf
Jet Li Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Great job! You just compied an extermly long post! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you can't spell! Dumb ass!
Darth Sun_Tzu Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 Great job! You just compied an extermly long post! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you can't spell! Dumb ass! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes! "I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!
Adria Teksuni Posted August 31, 2004 Posted August 31, 2004 ROFL, okay, now that this thread has been TOTALLY derailed... For the original poster, he's not hurting anyone, let him have his fun. For Topaz, yeah, I was on one of the E3 episodes of Cheat! being interviewed, the host and I worked on a movie together. I am indeed female. Hot, I don't know about.... Never assume malice when stupidity is to blame.
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