Random crazy spell ideas

[gsrs1277]

Just did this for fun while zoning out. Ridiculous OP but still amusing to write

 

 

Jaerl's Utter Malediction
Level 9? 8?
Modified version of Arkemyr's Wondrous Torment. Reduces Might, constitution and dexterity by 12 versus deflection

Do Not Touch Me
Level 9?
.3 casting time
Causes anyone targeting, engaging, or adjacent to the caster to be pushed, knocked down and staggered for 10 sec vs. Will. Too similar to Cipher power?

 

Kalakoth's/Kyton's Cursed Caress
Level 9?

Designed as a more versatile Ninagauth's Killing Bolt for creatures with high Fortitude or ridiculously high and diverse ARs on POTD. Touch attack that deals massive slash/shock damage vs deflection and pierce/freeze damage vs will
65-90 slash/shock damage vs deflection
65-90 pierce/freeze damage vs will

 

Cleoshyra's Anticipatory Deflector of Unerring Accuracy
Level 8?
0.3 casting time
More powerful version of Thrust of the tattered veils. Cancels recovery for the caster while interrupting the target's subsequent action and reflecting it back on them as raw damage. Cancels target recovery and bypasses <2 concentration.

Melicanther's Spatial Relocation
Level 7?
Tactical. Moves a single target, friend or foe, from one location to another instantly over massive range and causes Disoriented; automatic for allies, vs Will for foes

Caractacus's Geomantic Displacement
Level 8?
Wild magic. Randomly teleports all in AoE and causes dazed vs Will

Uromach's Maleficent Hexagon
Level 8?
Designed to compensate for ridiculously high Fortitude defenses on POTD. Cursed hexagon that reduces Will and Fortitude by 20 in a small area vs Deflection

Deurloth's Folly of Transference

Level 9?
Wild magic. Deals 500 automatic raw damage to the caster, but grants the target ally Brilliant, Energized, and Courageous inspirations for 15 seconds

Deurloth's Deranged Incantation
Level 8?
Wild magic. Causes random tier 1 inspiration or affliction to everyone in massive AoE

Edited November 3, 2018 by gsrs1277

[wingedchocolatecake]

How on earth did you come up with names this good? Cleoshyra's Anticipatory Deflector of Unerring Accuracy should definitely be in the game.