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About Molto1128

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    Lovably Insane Paladin Lord of the Obsidian Order
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    Baldur's Gate, Sword Coast.
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    Smiting evil, terrible puns, sarcasm, playing and modding all sorts of video games, being bad at that whole "having a life" thing (how am I supposed to do THAT?), occasional insane or otherwise utterly baffling banter. Also, being the most intelligent idiot many people ever become acquainted with.


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About Me

Aww...you want to know about me? How sweet. And if you don't, well, that sounds like a personal problem, so kindly shut your mouth (I type to random strangers across the internet) and listen, OK? Or not, I guess. That's fine too, but I'm pretty awesome and you'd be missing out on what may be the best experience of your life (unless you actually meet me, then that would be the best experience of your life).

I, as my presence here may suggest quite plainly, enjoy video games (particularly of the "RPG" Genre and all of its sub-genres, be it an ARPG, JRPG, CRPG, QRPG, N-with-a-~-over-it-RPG, or whatever the case may be--even some MMORPGs, though most of those are kind of hit-or-miss), and I do tend to mod them whenever possible (as in, use mods--I am not the best at actually making any significantly mind-blowing mods, sadly). I am also well versed in the arts of sarcasm and wit, and a fairly irritating, indesicive, stupid, introverted witty, charming, intelligent, and charismatic individual that everybody throws rocks at loves to be around. Did I mention that I am also an experienced paladin and slayer of evil? I am. Mind you, I'm not as boring as other paladins, or as preachy1, and I will tell you that slaying demons is easier than those blowhards make it out to be, you should try it for yourself2!

So, in any case, that is about all you'll ever need to know about me. Now I know that you will definitely ace that test on my gloriousness you have tomorrow3. So, have a nice day my friends/enemies/stalkers/Illithids/government agents/poor bastards with nothing better to do than read some loser's Obsidian forum profile, and may the C8H10N4O2 (Caffeine) be with you.

1 No, being an annoying, preachy, holier-than-thou blowhard is not a requirement to be a paladin. It's just that a lot of paladins are annoying, preachy, holier-than-thou blowhards. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

2DON'T. You will die. Molto is fairly experienced in the art of demon slaying, and you probably aren't, and he is not responsible for any horrendous dismemberment, magical limb-explosion, and/or brutal death that may result from messing with them. In fact, it'd be better not to follow any of Molto's advice. He's not quite right in the head. Shame.

3 I...I don't even know.

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