Luricanson

Its probably more to do with the fact that you Ozzies don't have decent Internet penetration in the Outback or your citizens are busy fighting all those dangerous and poisonous snakes, spiders and other lethal creatures that inhabit your fair land Help is on the way! ... Well maybe not in this exact moment, but I'll get there with my wife for our honeymoon. Probably just in time for the game release. Drat! congrats on the impending rest of your life!

my own private Idaho.

Given a certain tendency towards rogues, I request Lord Stabbity