To reiterate (and clarify), I've remapped all three of those successfully solely through the in game menu.
I'm using XP so some sort of Win7/ Vista nannying could be a possibility.
Yup, and as I mentioned before, my roommate is able to rebind them in the actual game interface.
An update: I just tried to make the ini file read-only, that didn't work. Even though the values didn't change in the ini file the keys were still the old bindings. I also tried deleting the profileoptions.dat file and that also did nothing. So I guess I'm a little stumped. I've literally changed EVERY config file I could find in both the AP game directories and the mydocs profile directories and none of them seem to be where the game *actually* stores keybindings. Who on earth thought this was a good idea?????