theslug

Hey kiddies this is The SlugMan here reminding you that fun doesn't always have to come in the form of rubbing your junk on women bending over, various small critters or against the window of an elementary school bus.

Cordially,

The Slug

So I was all like "Well quite frankly, I don't give a flying heck."

And that's how I initiated my first sexual intercourse.

"Listen Kawalski. Your playing to fast and loose with the rules"

"Fast and loose? Fast and loose reminds me of your whore of a wife."

"....how dare you, you know my wife is dead"

"Cut the crap your wife isn't even dead."

"What did you say?"

"You think it was a coincidence I was transferred into the

precinct just when your wife went missing. I'm the god damn CIA."

"Holy shi-"

"You've got no idea. There's an entire organization behind this **** and I smell

it going all the way to the top.

"How far to the top, Kawalski? Are we talking vice chairman of argiculture top?"

"No. It's worse than that. The fking governor...Of minnesota."

*Next time on cop show...*

*Dark warehouse setting*

"Nancy....is that you?"

*Gun shot*

*Later that night*

"Kawalski, you're going to tell me whats going on here!"

"No sarge, you aren't ready for the truth!"

"Listen you ratfinkist son of a bitch, I'll have you suspended if you don't tell me the details"

"Ratfinkist......The only other time I've heard that said was 24 years ago.

That's what a young adolescent boy with a ski mask said before he killed my father right in front

of my eyes....Say, how old are you sarge?"

"You better back off Kawalsi because your digging to god damn deep"

"No sarge. It seems I haven't dug deep enough......*