Tale

Speaking of, where is Xard?

This is a pie free zone.

Not on my watch!

Who you calling drunk? I can be crazy while sober, you bastage.

No, I actually don't see it. What are they saying? Is it at least funny?

Then that's semi-okay.

Wedding? Are you and babydol getting married? That'd be hot.

That was the other Tale. I can see where the confusion comes from. People make that mistake all the time.

Two of me would be awesome. I hate to brag, but I am the best poster on this forum.

No, I meant two of ME. There's like two or three Tales, but only one me.

If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you!

He's calling you a quitter.

Down, Archie, down! *hits Archie with a rolled up newspaper*

I need you, too, archie... to wash my car.

My car's not *that* dirty.

I live right next door to you. I dare you to try it!

On the other side of the cows!

Cows..crazy cat lady...

I think I know you!

In Texas.

Are you sure?

Everything around you says Sooners? Get out of my comment box!

Oh well... you can stay. I do have pity in my heart.

Wash my car. Then I'll pawn you off to babydol or qtPi.

Making Archibald cry is okay.

Have faith, Omelette. The day isn't over, yet.