I like the swoop guy on Onderon, his name is Vix.
Vix: You Swooper?! Swoop go zoom fasst go swoop!
Exile: Yes, swoop.
Vix: Vix love swoop! Vix watch every race, zoom swoop!
Exile: Okay Vix- I'm going to go stand over here now...
And from K1(w/ immense paraphrasing):
Jolee: So here's how I ended up Kashykk (sp?) ...
Revan: I don't have time for your stories J-
Jolee: Well, here goes anyway...blah blah blah (tells story)
Revan: I hate you, old man.