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Congratulations, you've trolled me to......... ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz...

"I know you are but what am I???" "I know you are but what am I???" "I know you are but what am I???" ...etc, etc, etc... ...there, more on yer level now; dunna 'ave ta worry 'bout ye gettin' lost or somesuch...yer turn ta fling the spitball, kiddies... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're pissin' me off. When I smell a flame battle, it's always a good sign for me to troll. And instead of making a decent(?) flame, you decide to make a horrible attempt at bein' a troll. Stop, right the **** now 'cause you're dealin' with professionals here. This AIN'T the ****in' little leagues. Your feeble trolling has frustrated me, you give no proper motivation to ****in' reply. Just stop NOW, dammit...

Oh BOY! Why do I feel like I been burned. And yet he doesn't deny being retarded...

Yeah, 'cause y'know if you can't remember to put the proper amount of parenthesises(?), you're worse than some friggin' retard who uses stupid-ass terms and can't make a come-back worth his weight in feathers...

Wait a minute. Weiser just burned Paladin and didn't retort? You didn't get owned, you got MAINED!

I guess the "problem" is that I'm an action guy, and yes I didn't share how that universe works. I explained it all to my friend, he asked if it was a series and from another's point of view I now realize that this is a very large, complicated (already knew this part) story. I'm paranoid, so I won't be sharing the rest of the details of this story. I could share another summary, but it's most likely to be as vague as the first one. Want to hear?

Wait, it unfolds as people writin' on the forum or pretend people that visit different parts of the forum like they were countries or cities?

My sibling thinks that my stories are out of this world, in a bad way. Apparently the main thing they all have in common is lack of reader relation to the main character. We've decided to let this forum and another judge the ideas. Here's one that I will share, but it's only the summary so you won't get AAALLL the "wackiness". The son of a missing god, endowed with a few powers limited only to female gods, seeks the destruction of alien conquerors(?) to restore order and regain ownership of his elemental realm. Constructed critizism(?), please...