omgFIREBALLS Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 At first I was a little disgusted by the minmaxing builds, 18 here 3 there blah blah. I have come to realize their efficiency, but they still don't sit right with me. I named my latest party after their statistical shortcomings. Not quite the point of the thread though so I'm spoiler tagging them. Warrior: Velcro Strap (3 dex, can't tie own shoes) Chanter: Walking Apprentice (3 dex, still learning how to walk) Priest: Troglodyte (4 per, nigh blind) Wizard/Druid/Cipher: Brittle Bones/Allergies/Diabetes (4 con) What I was thinking was there should be conversation penalties for having ridiculously low stats too. I'm going to fire up some random scenarios, but I would love to see replies where these are used in real interactions. And if there already is a thread like this, link it to me and I will read with fervor while this one quietly disappears. 18 mig/3 dex Watcher: Give me the rest of the copper or your face gets it. NPC: You fell eight times walking up to me. Watcher: You had your chance. [Attack] NPC: *stands still, but you still trip trying to grab his collar* 3 int archer Party member: Why'd you stop shooting the wizard?! Watcher: Uh? Party member: The sparkly guy. Watcher: New sparkly! Party member: No, same sparkly. Watcher: New sparkly. Old sparkly go away. Party member: No he didn't go anywhere. Party member: At best he was briefly obscured by the warrior. Watcher: He go away. Party member: FFS ACQUIRE OBJECT PERMANENCE ALREADY! 18 dex/3 per NPC: Ah, you want THIS necklace? NPC: *flaunts very desirable amulet hanging around her neck* Watcher: (Dexterity: 18) (Snatch the necklace) You firmly grope yourself. 1 Out With The Good: The mod for tidying up your Deadfire combat tooltip.Waukeen's Berth: Make all your basic purchases at Queen's Berth.Nemnok's Congregation: Lets all priests express their true faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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