Day 5 DLC

[l3loodangel]

It is painfully obvious that it's impossible to escape the desperate housewives demographic. So you could milk them with a DLC.

A day 5 DLC would have the most important RPG features:

 

1. More beards for characters.

2. Armors that give protection to the nipples.

3. More hats.

4. A wide range of clothes, that both men and women can wear.

5. Add romance options to otherwise normal characters.