WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 So the 2008 Tour de France has started. Nobody watches it, but everyone likes to talk about the drugs. Of course, what'll happen is the one who finishes first will be disqualified, and the one who finished second will get the prize, even if it's not sure he's drugged, and in any case no one will remember him. Personnally, I'd like to see some real laws against this. Some real punishement to make sure no one tries it. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 A good punishment would be for them to be made to bike ride over here at 2 o'clock in the morning. Only problem is, they probably won't be bike riding ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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