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Retreat, Hell! We're just fighting in another direction!" - General O.P. Smith (North Korea 1950)

"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton, Jr.

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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, hmm, sought a galaxy, our fathers did, yes. Conceived in Liberty, it was. Dedicated to a proposition it was, hmm. We are luminous beings. Equal. Hehehehe.

 

Engaged in a Clone War, we are. A test. Can a nation endure when its mind is elsewhere, yes. Never on where it is. Never on what it is doing. Remember your failure at Chancellorsville! You must face General Lee alone. Remember your training! Save you, it will!

 

Always in motion is the future! Dedicate this ground, we cannot. Hmmph. Never forget, will the galaxy. Honored, these dead will be. Yes. Born, will freedom be, yes. Protect the Republic from Dooku. Perish from the galaxy will not this government of the people, hmm, by the people, hmm, yes, for the people.

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