April 27, 200520 yr Scandinavian brothers unite, kill the infidel! :angry: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAH...don't make me laugh :D ...we've resisted centuries of invasions
April 27, 200520 yr I think it's more likely we turn on you now .. the combined strenght of the three tower.. ehh Viking countries is a formidable thing!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Scandinavian brothers unite, kill the infidel! :angry: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARRGH...Attack of the Killer Danes! :'( Calm down, clam down - this ought to appease you: There was a guy from Copenhagen who visited
April 27, 200520 yr Are you trying to appease me? I'm from Northern Zealand, just 30km from Copenhagen, screw DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
April 27, 200520 yr No Finns jokes :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there's one person not having vodka. :D
April 27, 200520 yr No Finns jokes :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there's one person not having vodka. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where do you get these ?
April 27, 200520 yr Scandinavian brothers unite, kill the infidel! :angry: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Plunder, pillage, ravage, sack, spam, SPAM SPAAAAAAMMMM!!!! PHEEARR TEH KINGH off SWEDENN! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 27, 200520 yr Plunder, pillage, ravage, sack, spam, SPAM SPAAAAAAMMMM!!!! Keep Denmark clean - show a Swede to the ferry. ---- Q: How do you sink a Swedish battleship? A: Put it in the water. (w00t)
April 27, 200520 yr The man eventually opened his eyes, smiled and said "Mojn!". :ph34r: Thats scary, I lived and worked in that part for a few years :ph34r: “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
April 27, 200520 yr He consulted with a specialist who said "Yeah, we can do that for you. It's very simple. We just excise one quarter of your brain and you will be able to speak perfect Fortune favors the bald.
April 27, 200520 yr Q: How do you sink a Swedish battleship?A: Put it in the water. (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL I really liked this one, having been brought up in a navy officers family, ph34r the Danish navy... or the one we had 350 years ago that is. :ph34r: Also Baley and others, ph34r your soon to be conquerer, our evil and dominating queen will roole yooo! DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
April 27, 200520 yr Make love, not war! (Swedish princess, Madeleine) Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
April 27, 200520 yr Make love, not war! (Swedish princess, Madeleine) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can conquer me now
April 27, 200520 yr Mmmm, pity our Crownprince didn't take her, she would have been most welcome here in Denmark. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
April 27, 200520 yr I'm afraid it's not that easy, she would just move to Denmark and become part of our monarchy instead. But meh, the two of them are probably related somehow, it was just a thought anyhow. :D DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
April 27, 200520 yr Madeleine is a Princess, the third in the line to the Swedish Throne, the first born is Crown Princess Victoria. (See below) And the one below is Crown Prince Frederik, heir to the Danish Throne. To answer your question, no, in this day and age we could not unite Scandinavia by royal marriage. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
April 27, 200520 yr Not by marriage but by politics...meaning a Scandinavian Union So if that guy dies and the other princess marries your prince...you would unite ?
April 27, 200520 yr Madeleine is a Princess, the third in the line to the Swedish Throne, the first born is Crown Princess Victoria. (See below) She's so ugly. In the old days we could just have thrown her in some dark dungeon and pretend she'd never been born. ..and then we could have poisoned her with peasoup (a cookie for one who gets the reference) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 27, 200520 yr They tried to make a Scandinavian union once, a long time ago, they couldn't agree. Guess all three nations are just too damn nationalistic when it comes to stuff like this. :D The last time Denmark, Norway and Sweden was united was during the Kalmar Union which was formed around 1400 by the Danish Queen Magaret I, and was dominated mostly by Denmark, which eventually pissed the Swedes off, causing them to make rebellions. They eventually succeded in breaking free around 1520, bastards. We did keep Norway another 300 years though. ^_^ As for the marriage thing, no, it would never happen. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
April 27, 200520 yr ..and then we could have poisoned her with peasoup (a cookie for one who gets the reference) The Poison and Peasoup game? The last time Denmark, Norway and Sweden was united was during the Kalmar Union wich was formed around 1400 by the Danish Queen Magaret I, and was dominated mostly by Denmark, which eventually pissed the Swedes off, causing them to make rebellions. They eventually succeded in breaking free around 1520, bastards. We did keep Norway another 300 years though Conquering Danes " They tried to make a Scandinavian union once, a long time ago, they couldn't agree. Guess all three nations are just too damn nationalistic when it comes to stuff like this. Aren't you all kinda related? (exept for the Finns)
April 27, 200520 yr By culture, language, features and history yeah sure. But a lot of the inhabitants see themselvs as vastly different, I must admit I too can see some cultural and not to mention political differencies, but a lot of the remaining hype is just silly really. :D DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
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