Kaftan Barlast Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 I managed to dig up the very first issues of Transformers and its really good(seen with the rose-colored glasses of childhood, it was my fav comic). Text-heavy and with a few "classics" like below: -So Starscream, you strike at me because you think isolation makes me vulnerable? You've obviously never flown in the face of my Glass-gas gun! -Yarrgh! The gas coats me, making my metal brittle and breakable like glass! Its awfully considerate of Starscream to not only scream in pain, but to carefully inform everyone around him of the effects of Cliffjumpers Gas-glass gun. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Ohma Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 Ahh, I feel like digging up my copy of Transformers #1 now...
Kaftan Barlast Posted March 28, 2005 Author Posted March 28, 2005 action-packed.. I remeber the Swedish translation wasnt that well done, there was always lots of puns etc. that were completely incomprehensible. Sort of like an autobot would say something like "brains before brawn" and itd translate into complete gibberish. I also remember there was this funky planet that Scorponok(I had the toy...he was HUGE.. lost the head though ) conquered and the human leader was called "galen" which means "insane" in Swedish. Caused much confusion in my 8 yearold brain. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Nur Ab Sal Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 I can understand why you don't like TOTJ - there are no gargantuan robots who can also become a ferrari. HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
Ohma Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 I can understand why you don't like TOTJ - there are no gargantuan robots who can also become a ferrari. Well...the Basilisks were *allmost* transformers. And how can any good story *not* have giant robots?
Nur Ab Sal Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 Well to state it gently I have precisely the same opinion about transformers, spiderman, silversurfer, gijoe, xmen and rest of marvel farts as Kaftan has about TOTJ... I simply hate it since my early youth. HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
Kaftan Barlast Posted March 28, 2005 Author Posted March 28, 2005 Megatron would totally own Exar Kun. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Nur Ab Sal Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 Ehhh. HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
Ohma Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 Megatron would totally own Exar Kun. Darn tooting. But then again, Exar Kun never seemed to be all that difficult to beat... Don't get me wrong Nur, I LIKE TOTJ, I just don't really like Ulic or Exar. I *do* like the Mole-lobster/beast Basilisk though...but....I'll shut up now...
Kaftan Barlast Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=32755 read it and weep. ..or not..it didnt turn out exactly as flattening as I had imagined. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
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