This is a very random suggestion but ever since the initial stage of Grounded my friend and I would joke about how you should be able to pick up toenails and make armor out of them. To my surprise, toenails actually ended up being added to the game as a key story item nonetheless. However, you unfortunately cannot make grotesque armor out of them. Any chance you guys could make my day and add this completely useless feature?

Eww. Sorry, but eww. It's bad enough we need them to get big again.

Feet are just gross, and toenails are even worse. In my opinion, only place you should find them is in the trash pile. 

Yuck, yuck and triple yuck.