You all know what I'm talking about. The fourth Jurassic Park film that has been in the works forever. That Speilberg himself wanted to direct, but isn't. Well, now it is a reality. Coming out June 12th of 2015, and there's no thread about it yet?
What a bunch of losers you all are.
No, really, I love you all, don't ban me.
I'm sure by now you've all read the spoilers (which are probably true), and have seen some videos.
What we know:
- Chris Pratt is in it as an awesome guy. He's a dinosaur trainer, and Owen is a mix of Malcolm and Grant. He lives in a shed and trailer combo away from the main facilities and housing.
- Jurassic World, from concept art, will be roughly the size of Disneyworld Proper.
- No feathers, although the rumored inclusion of Henry Wu means they might touch on this. It is 2014, I'd be pissed if they didn't. Even in the book, they explained why the dinosaurs had no feathers.
- The theme park has been operational for a long enough time for the inclusion of about a dozen species.
- It will be set in the future as to allow for believability. The going rumor is 22 years. So 2037. But other than some light cosmetic changes, nothing will seem sci-fi in aesthetics. So expect holograms (in fact, holograms will be reportedly used as both information outposts as well as a high-tech version of JP1's tour of the labs), but don't expect hover jeeps.
- In-Gen is a rumor, but no BioSyn (Dodgson's company).