"Refusal of the call"
They don't deserve it you know
Those heroes all.
They whine "Why me!?"
As if some horror has befallen them.
I admit I resent them for it
What do you mean? "Why me?"
It's something you must embrace!
You are the fortunate one
you get to be special and unique
and you have the nerve to throw it in my face?!
"Why me?" If you don't want it, let it pass
to me! ME! I say to me!
Yes I'll gladly take your place
and stoutly face the brass
I'll be the chosen one
I'll learn the ways
I'll slay the beast and leave everything behind
Such Opportunity!
Yes! let it fall to me!
But never does it happen
and I get relegated to the "arrow in the knee"
A wise lesson to the kid, dumb farmboy he
And while he fails the test to accept the quest,
it wasn't even offered to me.
And while the hero hears wise words
he fails to pay them heed
and never know, I loathe him so
for getting to do the deed.
A damsel to be freed
in her hour of dire need
the man to take the lead
to sink the mighty fleet
while thinking on his feet.
and indeed it might be greed
but while I dream and plead for just a chance to bleed
more heroes I will meet.
Maybe one, one day, will see my gaze
the longing in my face
the fire bright, my eyes alight and heart ablaze
and be humbled by the rage
and as we part our ways
when I set him on his path
better do me proud, his fate embrace
or else incur my wrath.