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I am playing Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon at the moment. While it is one of the better FPS's in a loooong time, it sheer carnage got me thinking: What if games like these were about humping, making babies, you name it. I am not thinking of those Hentai-games or silly mods for Skyrim. I am thinking about the Call of Duty: Modern Kama Sutra or The Elder Scrolls: Orgasmorock. I am talking about Bioshock: Infinite numbers in terms of budget and production values. What i am calling for is some wealthy billionare to buy Bethesda, Activision, EA, Sony or Microsoft (Nintendo are cool, let them be) and simply do the best practical joke in a long while: have the studios to make games where the sweaty, sensual love is the gameplay. Instead of killing 700 guys, you bone them in hilarious ways. Your weapon arsenal is the basic genitalia, pleasure condoms that are upgradeable, oils, toys and whatnot. The final boss requires excellent thrust-techniques and can only be only defeated with the best equipment. Same with RPG's. Dungeon crawlers get a whole new meaning, arch-nemesis in the tower can only be broken by a high-level seducation spell by the wizard, barbarian tanks pummel through thrash mobs of skeletons with his virility, all while the rogue sneak up from behind, just as the villain likes it. Attributes get a whole new practical meaning, and the stories to be told, ah the stories. Think "What can change the nature of love?". What would the industry think? What would parents say to their children? Would the console market fall flat on itself, would Steam implode? What do you think?
