I would like to see a very insecure minor god who spends a great deal of time in pubs, and in other public places trying to convince people that s/he exists. I think the name Anon would be amusing, without sounding too off.
"So, you guys hear the one about Magran and Anon?"
"Magran and who?"
"Oh you know who I'm talking about, he was good friends with Eothas".
"Wait, what?"
"Oh yeah, s/he was right there in the middle of it all, playing both sides off each other. Who do you think helped Magran craft the godhammer, and drew Eothas into the trap?"
"You're talking nonsense. I'm pretty sure I would have heard about them if they did something like that."
"Yeah, you'd think so."
