I normally don't care at all about game cosmetics, the last time I spent anything on a gotta-have outfit in a game was with Overwatch, dropping a few bucks for the Philadelphia Fusion skin for Reinhardt circa like 2018. But I named my mount General Ulysses S. GrAnt, and so I would like him to have a Civil War-era Hardee hat. I would also like him to have a cigar he can chomp on, squint into the distance, and growl out "war never changes" in jaded gravel-voice before we charge off to go fight spiders, but I'd settle for just the hat.
Thank you for reading, I made an Obsidian account to post this request.