Oh, please, I'm not trying to change him. Although deodorant and underwear would be a HUGE improvement. It's a freaking wallet! Did he mention that I'm trying to buy him a new wallet as a gift for our two-year anniversary? I can't remember. But I do know that he didn't mention that he picked out a nice, affordable, functional leather Fossil wallet that had all of the things he needs, and then told me that he didn't want it. AND THEN he confessed that just a couple months ago he was shopping for a new wallet for himself and just decided that he didn't need one when he couldn't find anything as 'good' as his old one.
I'm not trying to buy the wallet to be a 'status symbol'. It's about as plain as a $25 pile of dirt. I know he doesn't like designer stuff. I'm not trying to get him to switch to an ugly but oh-so-chic Louis Vuitton monogrammed wallet. In fact, I'm not -trying- to get him to switch to anything. I wanted to get him something more personal than Sliders season 3 for our anniversary, and I thought that something a few steps up from his nylon Randy River velcro wallet would be a nice way to show that he IS cared for.
So, please forgive me for trying my hardest to spoil the hell out of my boyfriend.