"Finland who’s been sitting in a corner quietly notices Russia is distracted going through the unconscious Poland’s pockets, and quickly sneaks up behind them and smashes a vodka bottle over their head." -Raithe, in Explanation for World War 2
Oh, come on! I was going to just continue lurking, but I have to point out that thats not what happened in World War 2 The Shelling of Mainila that the Soviet used as an excuse for the war was instigated and carried out by the Soviets themselves in a false flag-operation.
