Mama Hurtstacker: "Son, get up, put on your robes, file your horns and start studying!" Zeblastian: "But mom! I am le tired! Too tired to file my horns and too tired to learn these stupid bonus spells. I. Need. To. Rest!" Mama: "You ugly, lazy green son of a stag! I will give you a beating for every rest you take from now on!" Zeblastian: "Now that's motivating! Thanks mom! You called yourself a stag by the way..." *gets slapped*   Years later, after finishing studies and detonating hi