So, pooping seems to be impossible. I was going to get the achievement for throwing poo at someone it battle, but whenever I try to take a poo, I can only fill the bar 3/4th's of the way up and even then I feel like i'm going to break my wrist.

 

Now I know you probably don't care that this mini game is so ridiculous that the only way for a person to even come close is to physically hurt themselves, but I've also heard there are areas in the main story that have even harder button mashing sections.

 

Could you please sort this out, it is NOT cool that a person should have to hurt themselves in real life to accomplish something in a video game.

You don't have to hurt your wrist, you just have to develop a technique to mash buttons quickly.

 

I played on PC using an Xbox 360 pad and the button mashing difficulty was just enough to make it a challenge.