Magic Items (weapons, armor, slot machines of loot)

1. 1. Magic Weapons

   • Blanket filled with Socks
     5%

     1
   • Blanket filled with Modems
     10%

     2
   • Sock filled with Teeth from Dentist Vault
     10%

     2
   • Heavy Backpack (sealed with a padlock)
     10%

     2
   • Key on a Shoelace (used like nunchuku)
     15%

     3
   • Telephone Book
     10%

     2
   • A Sock Puppet Sprayed with Weaponized Viruses.
     15%

     3
   • Dirty Underwear on a Broom Stick
     25%

     5

2. 2. Magic Armor

   • Mini-Fridge glued to a Skateboard
     9%

     2
   • A sizable Laundry Basket with holes cut into it for arms and face
     13%

     3
   • A metal drinking flask (deflects bullets and other projectiles)
     13%

     3
   • Tape Casettes bound together with duct tape into a suit of mail. Tape mail.
     18%

     4
   • Email print-outs from religious websites (holy paper armor) duct taped to clothing
     13%

     3
   • Grandma's Erotic Oil Painting used as a Shield
     13%

     3
   • Bent School Desk (I've worn one of these before -- it's functional as armor)
     9%

     2
   • Cigarette boxes filled with sand or ball bearings and duct taped to clothing
     9%

     2

3. 3. Should there be a Magical Slot Machine of Loot that *could* give some nice Loot?

   • Yes
     57%

     4
   • No
     28%

     2
   • Only if no one tells Matt MacLean
     14%

     1

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