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You -gotta- be kiddin' me, jodikko


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Dear one

I am writing this letter with due respect and

heartful of tears since we have not known or met

ourselves previously.


I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a

profile that speaks good of you. I will be so glad if you

can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your

assistance to my situation now.


I will make my proposal well known if I am given the

opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce

myself to you. well, i am John Dikko 20years old young man

and I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you

but do consider it as an emergency.


In nutshell, My (late) father Mr Morris Dikko

was a very wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based

in Accra and Abidjan respectively. But he

was killed along side with my mother during last year's

Rabble attack and all his properties was totally



However, after their death I managed to

escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT

CERTIFICATE (US$2.5M) Two million Five hundred

thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in the bank

which i am the next of kin.


Meanwhile,i am saddled with the problem of

securing a trust worthy foreign personality to help me

transfer the money over to his country and into his

possession pending my arrival to meet with him.


Furthermore,you can contact the bank for

confirmation and i will issue a letter of authorization

on your name,that will enable the bank to

deal with you on my behalf.


I am giving you this offers

as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance

to assist me or take me as your child and manage the

money.  I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum

as a mode of compensation for your effort after the

successful transferring of these fund to your

nominated account overseas


Conclusively,i wish you send me a reply

immediately as soon as you receive this

proposal,please write me back with this email

address ( johndikko7@yahoo.fr ) Until then,i remain with the best regards.




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I reopened this just to post that this is a version of the Nigerian Scam-letter. It's purpose is to get a person to open a bank account for the clown to 'deposit' the funds into and then they take over the account and you are most definitely screwed then.


Everyone do his part to discourage this sort of practice by spamming the hell out of that address. :(

Sign 'em up for porn or something. o:)


Something like this maybe ;)

Dear Dikko,


My name is Volourn Kanuck. I am unable to help you right now

as I have problems of my own. However, I think we could come to a point

where we could help each other. I have recently escaped from Iraq with

all those Weapons of Mass Destruction that everyone has been searching

for. I think I have a buyer in the Bush Administration but am unable

to broker a deal with them. If you would be kind enough to contact Mr.

Bush and get something going I would be willing to give you a 25% cut

of the deal. Please contact me at Volourn@youareamoron.com


Thanks & Rofles



When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.

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