Duke Nukem Forever!

Hail to the King baby!

This is better than masturbation. With another person.

That's Gotta Hurt!

But in a good way.

Come Get Some!

Hehehe, wasted

22 Run from anything that stimulates youthful lust. Follow anything that makes you want to do right. Pursue faith and love and peace, and enjoy the companionship of those who call on the Lord with pure hearts.

 

Bring It On!

Your face, your ass... What's the difference?

THere's one I never really understood...he said it too fast.

 

SOmething like:

 

Your face is your ass....what's the difference?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?

Nobody steals our chicks, and lives

Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride.

Castle Wolfenstein

"Ah! My leiben" -German Soldier

Command and Conquer: Red Alert

CHA-CHING "blam blam blam"

Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!

Quake III

QUAD DAMADGE!!!

Mario 64

"Hello, it's a me Mario"

OMG, you just quoted CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN

 

I sucked so bad at that game, given I was like 8.

 

I'd always waste all of my passcards on the first guard I saw and get caught.

Ready 2 Rumble boxing

"Somebody, better call the Doctor!!!

Resident Evil

Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!

Resident Evil

Barry: Well, I think I'll go out and get some fresh air for a change.