Wouldn't It Be Nice If...

[garbagepukestupidname]

If we could say drop to the park floor from the park bench via the Orb Weaver spinning a "drop line" from the edge of the bench ledge and we drop down to the floor of the park with a silk rope spun by the orb weaver.. that'd be the bee's knee's right now as I consider jumping off the edge with a glider not in hand.  Just a thought since spiders DO kind of do that, like, a lot. Like, ALL THE TIME! And there should be jumping spider's too. And i HOPE I get to House TRAIN A BLACK WIDOW omg ! that'd be fun  

Edited 18 hours ago by garbagepukestupidname

[garbagepukestupidname]

Additionally, while I'm on my Orb Weaver, other Orb Weaver's should IGNORE ME like the red ants do while I'm riding "Antie" the red soldier ant.