The tread for all your rhyming silliness.
So here are a few taken from my repertoire:
I challenge Ye forumites to a battle of wits
Let the words bounce around like a pair of voluptios ****.
Bring out some rhymes to glorify Project Eternity
Or some events that warrant recording for posterity.
Sharpen your toungs and let the dance begin,
I shall be the judge so you know you can't win.