Pepperjack

Dang, wish I'd thought about this way back when we were turning these things in. I could've gone with something like... Lord Farthing Glitterpants "Half-blind, asthmatic fellow that loves nothing more than to stand alone, far away from anyone else, in the fields of Gilded Vale while wearing a full suit of plate mail, polishing his collection of quality arquebuses, and carrying about his lucky sack of gold."