[Will This Game Suck?]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

This thread is now Locked.

 

Allah Akhbar!

[This Place Lacks Substance]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

Let us go through several remarks in good order:

 

except for the backing up his arguments with fatwahs and whatnot. It's not that I have anything against Islam, I just don't like the idea of opening my web browser and getting shot in the face by a hashishin.

 

If I wanted a comment by a bafoon Amerikkkan, I would have called Bush.

 

Comrades,

 

I suggest a five-year plan,

 

1st year : Limit the smilies to sad faces.

2nd year : Train a militia to supress rebel thinkers.

3rd year : Destroy every links to other forums, especially to their rules.

4th year : Limit the number of post per day to 5 for every users, except the militia.

5th year : Send all who still oppose to the gulags (NMA/Iply forums)

 

Excellent plan, if you need any support in implementing it feel free to ask.

 

Some of the people who went to work for Obsidian also were talkative on the BIS boards, so I have no doubt that as time goes on, they will talk here too. - the boards are new, and really, they don't have to post here to be able to talk to each other.

 

Do you wish to make any further excuses for them son? Perhaps talk to their landlord as to why their rent is late, since you are so adept at making excuses for others.

 

I was almost about to take you seriously there for a minute. Certainly could be better, though.

 

I was being serious.

 

In summary, most of you are doing the same thing they do on other sites; make excuses for the developers. Keep up the great work.

 

The Fatwah is still issued.

 

Allah Akhbar!

[This Place Lacks Substance]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

I'm sorry for being blunt, but this forum lacks in many areas. At least in the Bioware forum, the developers participated regularly in forum discussions. In here, the developers barely show their faces, scared of their own shadow; afraid to confront the gamers they are about to sell a product to.

 

Secondly, the members here seem to spout the same rhetorical nonsense as they do on every other forum. "Whaaaaa Whaaaaa My game is better than yours", etc. Children, please grow up.

 

Obsidian, my advice to you is to employ heavy-handed, iron-fisted, moderators to control these whelps from their incessent whining. If you cannot do your job, than someone else will.

 

I decree a Fatwah!

 

Allah Akhbar!

[I fought the law and the law won]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

In the country I am from we have free reign to deal with criminals; in fact half of you in here would have been dead already, not that anyone would miss you at all. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. Live by these words and you just may live a long and prosperous life. May Allah shine his light upon you all.

 

Allah Akhbar!

[In Need Of Forum Moderators?]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

I think we need unbiased moderators; I would offer my services but I currently moderate many forums and I lack the time to babysit others. May the Koran guide your hearts upon the right path of judgement.

 

Allah Akhbar!

[IGN's Take On What Obsidian's Up To]

They should just do away with mini games entirely or make them purely optional.  It should have been Carth or Calo who fired those guns on the ship, not Revan.  That was a pretty bad idea in my opinion.

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

I think more mini-games are a good thing; but perhaps with a great deal more depth this time around.

 

There also should be less violence this time around; in the current world climate we should limit out children's exposure to extremely violent combat, whether real or imaginary.

 

Allah Akhbar!

[Don't Make Shitty Games.]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

 

I will never preach any of my gaming values upon anyone else here [however, I may preach Islam from time to time and if I do so I apologize in advance]. Like women, a good game depends upon the eye of the beholder.

 

 

Allah Akhbar!

[Don't Make Shitty Games.]

In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful,

 

I think NWN sucks too. Played it for a few hours, chased around Waterdavian creatures for what seemed like an eternity, and then threw it in the trash.

 

Allah Akhbar!

[Don't Make Shitty Games.]

Don't Make ****ty Games

 

I concur. That's what BIS was for!