Wormerine Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 The game will have the worst, most boring, most predictable anti-climactic end a game could possibly have. Rocks fall, everybody dies. That's not anti-climactic ever! It's just the ending of NWN2! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerekKruger Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aramintai Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 The game will have the worst, most boring, most predictable anti-climactic end a game could possibly have. Sadly, that may actually turn out to be true. Cool endings are rare and tough to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algroth Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. "You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!" 4 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Winter Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 * Due to last minute focus testing Deadfire will now be a Multiplayer-only title with all players on the same shard - there will be both PvE and PvP, * In addition to the above, there will be no text chat feature. Instead there will be a global voice chat that you cannot disable. Noooo! Flashbacks to Elite Dangerous _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ *Casts Nature's Terror* , *Casts Firebug* , *Casts Rot-Skulls* , *Casts Garden of Life* *Spirit-shifts to cat form* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master guardian Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Deadfire has become so dumbed down that Donald Trump begins playing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. "You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!" [Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.] Aloth: Hi. Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go. Aloth: That's meee. How much is it? Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go-- Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy. Proprietor: You're my favorite customer. Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye. Proprietor: Bye-bye. Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf8350143 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 The game will have the worst, most boring, most predictable anti-climactic end a game could possibly have. I think you are mistaken Deadfire with ME3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffle Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Positive depiction of heterosexual relationships, that's what I'm truly scared of. I mean what if little kids play Deadfire and they get brainwashed into becoming heterosexual and start acting out on it? The heterosexual agenda has found it's way into so many novels, stories, video games and movies already. What if Deadfire is the next target of the heterosexual agenda? I'm scared 8 "Loyal Servant of His Most Fluffyness, Lord Kerfluffleupogus, Devourer of the Faithful!" *wearing the Ring of Fire Resistance* (gift from JFSOCC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicMage117 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Aliens and anal probes being integrated into the game, sadly wasn't a joke from the team. Also, expect Megaladons in the ocean too, as if we weren't facing enigh horrors in the ocean. Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamppost in Winter Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Positive depiction of heterosexual relationships, that's what I'm truly scared of. I mean what if little kids play Deadfire and they get brainwashed into becoming heterosexual and start acting out on it? The heterosexual agenda has found it's way into so many novels, stories, video games and movies already. What if Deadfire is the next target of the heterosexual agenda? I'm scared this but unironically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLaney Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. "You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!" [Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.] Aloth: Hi. Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go. Aloth: That's meee. How much is it? Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go-- Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy. Proprietor: You're my favorite customer. Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye. Proprietor: Bye-bye. Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear. Haha, what a story Maia 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messier-31 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. "You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!" [Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.] Aloth: Hi. Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go. Aloth: That's meee. How much is it? Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go-- Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy. Proprietor: You're my favorite customer. Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye. Proprietor: Bye-bye. Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear. Do I have to watch "The Room" in order to understand this joke? Or I'll just assume this is how bad the movie goes Edited March 21, 2018 by Messier-31 It would be of small avail to talk of magic in the air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Stalker Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. "You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!" [Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.] Aloth: Hi. Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go. Aloth: That's meee. How much is it? Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go-- Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy. Proprietor: You're my favorite customer. Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye. Proprietor: Bye-bye. Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear. Do I have to watch "The Room" in order to understand this joke? Or I'll just assume this is how bad the movie goes You just need to watch scene - you should be able to find the rest of the refereed scenes from there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerekKruger Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome. Oh hai Aloth. Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it. "You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!" [Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.] Aloth: Hi. Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go. Aloth: That's meee. How much is it? Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go-- Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy. Proprietor: You're my favorite customer. Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye. Proprietor: Bye-bye. Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear. Do I have to watch "The Room" in order to understand this joke? Or I'll just assume this is how bad the movie goes This IS how bad the movie is, but you should definitely watch it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionick Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 All of the moral choices in Deadfire are just an elaborate scheme to harvest data to build psychological profiles of our fears and ambitions. Obsidian is a sleeper cell of operatives handpicked by Putin when he was still a KGB officer and are intricate to his master plan to dismantle western democracy once and for all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionick Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) Edit: forum bug triple posted. How do I delete? Edited March 21, 2018 by Bionick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionick Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) Edit: forum bug triple posted. How do I delete? Edited March 21, 2018 by Bionick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messier-31 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 You just need to watch scene - you should be able to find the rest of the refereed scenes from there. The hell did I just saw. Polish cinema isn't that bad after all :D 5 It would be of small avail to talk of magic in the air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormerine Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 Edit: forum bug triple posted. How do I delete? Haha! Two is great but three is a crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algroth Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) You just need to watch scene - you should be able to find the rest of the refereed scenes from there. The hell did I just saw. Polish cinema isn't that bad after all :D I recall that ad! Oddly enough I assumed at the time that it was referencing Béla Tarr's The Turin Horse, since potatoes do play a rather, er, prominent role in the film. It's a brilliant film too (not necessarily evident through that clip - was just trying to find one involving potatoes). Also on the subject of Polish cinema, it's awesome! So many great auteurs came from it: Andrzej Wajda, Wojciech Has, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Andrzej Zulawski, Jerzy Skolimowski, Roman Polanski (yes), Krzysztof Zanussi, Jerzy Kawalerowicz, Jerzy Hoffmann, Andrzej Munk, and the list goes on. Plenty of talent emerged from there, especially from the polish new wave back in the late 50s. Edited March 21, 2018 by algroth 3 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Positive depiction of heterosexual relationships, that's what I'm truly scared of. I mean what if little kids play Deadfire and they get brainwashed into becoming heterosexual and start acting out on it? The heterosexual agenda has found it's way into so many novels, stories, video games and movies already. What if Deadfire is the next target of the heterosexual agenda? I'm scared this but unironically Your mom's a positive depiction of heterosexual relationships! Oh wait...that doesn't work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustus2 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 What I can't figure out is how on earth I keep getting addicted to games that aren't even released yet !?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarack21 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 New big idea week incorporated into game after final beta: DRESSING GAME! Woo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MortyTheGobbo Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 There's no experience anymore. Instead, we use gold to buy chests that may or may not contain some experience, but might also contain new skins for our weapons. Gold can also be bought using real money. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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