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I'm pretty sure that so far DC's cumulative effort is akin in 'dragon movie' terms to Eragon (2006) - critically panned, mildly successful returns on budget.

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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Well, one of those dragons is better animated than the other.

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I'm pretty sure that so far DC's cumulative effort is akin in 'dragon movie' terms to Eragon (2006) - critically panned, mildly successful returns on budget.

 

I actually searched that first, but couldn't find a proper face to face picture. Then that Dragonheart picture showed up with it's limited color palette and awful washed out look and I knew it was meant to represent DC.

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To me it was more the "Marvel, feel good fun"  "DC, grim dark not so fun"

 

But hey, look for more depth in there.. ;)

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An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself: “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”

 

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:

 

“No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.

 

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

 

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: “Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.”

 

Moral of the story is don't follow the impromptu advice of a divinity you don't worship.

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IIRC the ending fell flat for me.  Haven't seen it since I watched it in the theaters though.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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does someone have gif/meme of Stallone yelling 'Phoenix!'? I can't find it anywhere :(

 

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