Ben No.3 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 O.o Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I'm going to assume there was liberal spicing/saucing going on there? Central asian cuisine is generally based on the art of making awful stuff taste good. Not that I don't believe you but it's a pretty well-researched subject. Even without changing species you can find it - pigs raised on meat instead of general pig feed (mostly maize iirc) are said to have significantly lower quality meat. Also, I read an article once that said bear meat is awful, but not if the bear spent its life eating mostly roots, berries and honey rather than salmon and carrion as then it became delicious, like a bacon steak or something. Even omnivores apparently became terrible meat animals once they eat more meat. I like to believe it's a kind of evolutionary revenge from plants - let's see how you like being delicious. I can't personally confirm that though, since I haven't had any. Although if I were to spend time there, I'd definitely try it at least once to confirm since I've eaten everything else at least once. I'm sure that if I didn't flinch from ostrich, kangaroo, crocodile, a host of insects, an entirely intact squid on a stick and shark I won't flinch from that. (Insects are the future, guys.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I'm going to assume there was liberal spicing/saucing going on there? Central asian cuisine is generally based on the art of making awful stuff taste good. Not that I don't believe you but it's a pretty well-researched subject. Even without changing species you can find it - pigs raised on meat instead of general pig feed (mostly maize iirc) are said to have significantly lower quality meat. Also, I read an article once that said bear meat is awful, but not if the bear spent its life eating mostly roots, berries and honey rather than salmon and carrion as then it became delicious, like a bacon steak or something. Even omnivores apparently became terrible meat animals once they eat more meat. I like to believe it's a kind of evolutionary revenge from plants - let's see how you like being delicious. I can't personally confirm that though, since I haven't had any. Although if I were to spend time there, I'd definitely try it at least once to confirm since I've eaten everything else at least once. I'm sure that if I didn't flinch from ostrich, kangaroo, crocodile, a host of insects, an entirely intact squid on a stick and shark I won't flinch from that. (Insects are the future, guys.) I kinda dig it, its strange that with fish its other way around, predatory fish usually tastes better I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted February 26, 2018 Author Share Posted February 26, 2018 (Insects are the future, guys.) Won't someone think of the larva? I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 (Insects are the future, guys.) Won't someone think of the larva? I would rather eat humans than insect I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 **** insects, use that **** as fertilizer or something i'll go vegan a thousand lifetimes before i'll eat a bug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 In all likelihood, you've eaten plenty of bugs in your processed food. :shrug: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 (edited) I'd never eat dog nor would I ever associate myself with anyone who does. Some may think that racist against some Asian cultures but I don't care. Everything else depends on just how hungry I am and I've eaten a lot of stuff like bugs, snakes, alligator, rabbit, bear, camel but I still prefer the standard pig/cow/chicken trifecta. Yes, bear is awful. Edited February 26, 2018 by ShadySands 1 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 What does camel taste like? Chicken? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Closer to lamb but maybe crossed with beef 1 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Lamb and alligator are both good. I've still never had venison, but it's on my todo list.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 In all likelihood, you've eaten plenty of bugs in your processed food. :shrug: Seriously, I swallowed a decent sized bug on my ride this weekend. It was big enough to really leave a taste behind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 To wander away from the bugs... 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Not you tekno, but someone on the road to bringing that comic to us was a real ***hole as they removed my buddy Sam Logan's signature and a link to his webcomic, Sam and Fuzzy. It always pisses me off when people do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Cats are awesome. There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SggkMHx4GhQ 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Having to listen to music in a cab ride would irritate me. It's like trying to get a ride with a driver that won't shut up. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Very subtle that one, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 And I put it on page 5 already.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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