Guard Dog Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing. 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 "An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack." 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 It's kind of scary to think that I can remember the original UK version that introduced this show... and when Colin Mochrie had a bit more hair. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4smVtUTRSPM 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 "An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack." Why does this sound like a Dara O'Briain joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing. I actually had to google it. I'm a failure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Yep. Me too. :/ Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 "An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack." Why does this sound like a Dara O'Briain joke? Because it was on Mock the Week 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing. I don't get what the word engage would have to do with an old-fashioned (and a somewhat ornately decorated one at that) sewing machine. Something about the fabric of space maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Make it so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing. I don't get what the word engage would have to do with an old-fashioned (and a somewhat ornately decorated one at that) sewing machine. Something about the fabric of space maybe? Captain Picard: "Make it sew." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I am deeply embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. I saw it, didn't understand it, went into the kitchen to get a drink, and busted out laughing. I don't get what the word engage would have to do with an old-fashioned (and a somewhat ornately decorated one at that) sewing machine. Something about the fabric of space maybe? Captain Picard: "Make it sew." Oh, heh, that is rather corny. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Rabbit is pretty tasty. 3 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 "An irish-american hitman recently confessed to being hired to beat a cow to death, in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit, this might be the first actual case...of a knick-knack paddy whack." Why does this sound like a Dara O'Briain joke? Because it was on Mock the Week To be fair, I swiped it from one of Colin Mochrie's news improv segments on Whose Line... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Yeah I remember that one from Whose Line too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I had to look it up too. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Rabbit is pretty tasty. I love horse meat, best thing I ever had...I also would like to try giant Tortoise I hear they're delicious 4 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I like how that picture tries to make the choice look arbitrary when it just isn't. We don't eat mammalian predators because they taste awful, often contain more harmful bacteria and they are low on fat content. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I'd certainly eat rabbit, though it's not often offered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I'd certainly eat rabbit, though it's not often offered. I was eating bunnies my whole childhood: (in)famous czech comedy: I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 We eat horse though. The horse-meat scandal 2013 is one of those events that really stuck with me, Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boeroer Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I like how that picture tries to make the choice look arbitrary when it just isn't. We don't eat mammalian predators because they taste awful, often contain more harmful bacteria and they are low on fat content. Hm... I ate cat and dog durig my time in central asia where that's no taboo (there's a lot of Korean restaurants). Both tasted ok (dog better than cat), but nothing to write home about. Horse sausages on the other hand were really tasty. Deadfire Community Patch: Nexus Mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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