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Hunie Pop is a legitimately solid match 3 type game. Also it has boobs. I can't comment on any of the Sakura games, never played them.

Sakura Dungeon is a great dungeon crawler. Sakura Fantasy is a half-decent first chapter of a visual novel that will never be completed.

 

All other Sakura games are trash.


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Speaking of jrpgs that border on porn, anyone here ever play Aselia the Eternal? One of my favorite combat systems of all time.

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I am not sure I want porn games in my steam library xD


I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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After high praise of the sequel by Keyrock, I got kinda interested in trying out the original Steamworld Dig and thought about buying it - no need to tho as the game is free on Origin for limited time! So uh... Yes, that's the news.

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I am not sure I want porn games in my steam library xD

 

If you claim it from the giveaway thread you can always use the "...well, I was given that game..." defense. :p

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I am not sure I want porn games in my steam library xD

This is why you get the DRM-free version instead, both GOG and Humble carry it.

 

I don't think it's explicit either, just some random t&a, but having not played them for myself I can't confirm

 

Steam version is boobs only. I believe GOG is too. Humble version is the full monty including, um, fluids. I believe it should be fairly trivial to convert one version of the game into the other.

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I am not sure I want porn games in my steam library xD

This is why you get the DRM-free version instead, both GOG and Humble carry it.

 

I don't think it's explicit either, just some random t&a, but having not played them for myself I can't confirm

 

Steam version is boobs only. I believe GOG is too. Humble version is the full monty including, um, fluids. I believe it should be fairly trivial to convert one version of the game into the other.

 

 

what is point in porn game without, uhh, fluids xD


I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Eh, the developer will have a zipfile with the "nude patch" in their dropbox or google drive *shrug* Or they may have a checkbox in the settings.

 

But I want my Match 3 games to be about matching gems. Everything else is annoying and gets in the way.


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I am not sure I want porn games in my steam library xD

This is why you get the DRM-free version instead, both GOG and Humble carry it.

 

I don't think it's explicit either, just some random t&a, but having not played them for myself I can't confirm

 

Steam version is boobs only. I believe GOG is too. Humble version is the full monty including, um, fluids. I believe it should be fairly trivial to convert one version of the game into the other.

 

 

what is point in porn game without, uhh, fluids xD

 

 

You can choose to be male or female in the settings. You never see the player character ever, but the fluids are only drawn if you select male. You can change this setting at any time, however.

 

It's also fairly obvious that the censored version was created later and the panties in that version are simply painted over the top of the existing images, such that it the images sometimes no longer make sense in context.

 

 

EDIT: For those who just want to play the game for the articles and avoid the above sort of thing, the most expedient way is to simply avoid dating at night. You'll still receive sexts, but will never end up going all the way and thus be able to focus on the pure match-three goodness. It's genuinely unfortunate that there's no standalone "skirmish" mode where you can play the core game without the story elements.

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I like how many people here are so informed about that xD

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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You can choose to be male or female in the settings. You never see the player character ever, but the fluids are only drawn if you select male.

That's sexist! Edited by Fenixp

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It happened. First game to introduce Ending behind paywall. Or mindless grind. "Allegedly"

 

Shadow of War sunk even deeper than Forza 7...

 

It's Jim Sterling, so for some of you, probably NSFW :p

 

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Too bad, I really enjoyed the first title, but I won't support any game with buyable loot boxes - gambling addiction via mobile phones and these kinda rng boxes, is a growing problem for kids. And targetting them in this fashion, is one of the most immoral business practices imo.

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Fully agreed. Microtransactions can sometimes benefit the game, if done properly. Look at League of Legends. But Loot Boxes is the most scummy business practice introduced to gaming ever.

 

The saddest thing is, that Chinese goverńent had to step up, to change how this stuff works in Blizzard games. Here in west responsible people do not care...

 

The only thing we gamers can, is to contact ESRB, PEGI and similar regional rating organizations, and demand, that every game containing loot boxes should get Adult Only rating...


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1) God of War III - PS3 - 24+ hours

2) Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 130+ hours

3) White Knight Chronicles International Edition - PS3 - 525+ hours

4) Hyperdimension Neptunia - PS3 - 80+ hours

5) Final Fantasy XIII-2 - PS3 - 200+ hours

6) Tales of Xillia - PS3 - 135+ hours

7) Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 - PS3 - 152+ hours

8.) Grand Turismo 6 - PS3 - 81+ hours (including Senna Master DLC)

9) Demon's Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours

10) Tales of Graces f - PS3 - 337+ hours

11) Star Ocean: The Last Hope International - PS3 - 750+ hours

12) Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 127+ hours

13) Soulcalibur V - PS3 - 73+ hours

14) Gran Turismo 5 - PS3 - 600+ hours

15) Tales of Xillia 2 - PS3 - 302+ hours

16) Mortal Kombat XL - PS4 - 95+ hours

17) Project CARS Game of the Year Edition - PS4 - 120+ hours

18) Dark Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours

19) Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory - PS3 - 238+ hours

 

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Fortunately, the business model is a dead man walking-type of situation: it won't exist anymore in probably 10-15 years (and hopefully sooner!), because as soon as the government catches up and actually classifies it as a form of gambling, suddenly all of these games have an Adult Only rating and don't exist in the majority of storefronts and can't really be sold anymore, especially not to children. Other types of micro-transactions, on the other hand...

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Not sure Shadow's case counts as gambling, sounds like extortion at a high level :lol:. Not surprising we'd come to this, gaming as a service isn't that new.


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Well lootboxes are game of chance, the very essence of gambling.


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My PS Platinums - 19 games so far (my PSN profile)

 

 

1) God of War III - PS3 - 24+ hours

2) Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 130+ hours

3) White Knight Chronicles International Edition - PS3 - 525+ hours

4) Hyperdimension Neptunia - PS3 - 80+ hours

5) Final Fantasy XIII-2 - PS3 - 200+ hours

6) Tales of Xillia - PS3 - 135+ hours

7) Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 - PS3 - 152+ hours

8.) Grand Turismo 6 - PS3 - 81+ hours (including Senna Master DLC)

9) Demon's Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours

10) Tales of Graces f - PS3 - 337+ hours

11) Star Ocean: The Last Hope International - PS3 - 750+ hours

12) Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 127+ hours

13) Soulcalibur V - PS3 - 73+ hours

14) Gran Turismo 5 - PS3 - 600+ hours

15) Tales of Xillia 2 - PS3 - 302+ hours

16) Mortal Kombat XL - PS4 - 95+ hours

17) Project CARS Game of the Year Edition - PS4 - 120+ hours

18) Dark Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours

19) Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory - PS3 - 238+ hours

 

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Not sure Shadow's case counts as gambling, sounds like extortion at a high level :lol:. Not surprising we'd come to this, gaming as a service isn't that new.

 

Yeah, I was responding more to Rosbjerg regarding crates and loot boxes in general, not specifically the LotR game (which I know next to nothing about).


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http://www.pcgamer.com/mechwarrior-5-mercenaries-hands-on-the-series-goes-back-to-its-roots/

 

Well, any Mechwarrior game is worth a look. Single player especially.

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