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Whoa, phrasing!


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Perpetual motion machine that actually works.

 

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I've watched some meme thread for Warhammer Total War, and this cracked me up:

 



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An Irishman declares war on Saddam Hussein!

Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello". The voice at the end of the phone says "Hello Mr. Hussein, it's Paddy here. I'm just ringing to let you know that we've declared war on your country." SH smiles to himself, "Come on Paddy", he says, "there's no point you declaring war on us, you wouldn't stand a chance." Paddy replies, "No, no,we've had ourselves a meeting, and we've decided to declare war on you."

So SH says, "OK Paddy, now listen, I've got an air force of over a thousand planes, what kind of air force have you got to match that? It'd be over in no time." So Paddy says, "Well my lad's got himself a hot-air balloon, and my brother used to work at an airport."

Hussein laughs, "Oh come on, you've not got a hope". "Hold on a sec, Mr.Hussein, ", Paddy says, "we'll just have a quick meeting." So off he goes and has a quick meeting. "Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we've had our meeting, and we've decided that we're still going to declare war."

So SH says, "Right then Paddy, well you know, as well as the air force, we've also got about a thousand tanks. How are you going to match that.""Well," Paddy says, "I've got an old JCB, and my cousin down the road has got a tractor." "Get real, " says SH, "that's no match at all."

So Paddy says, "Hold on, I'll just go and have another meeting.""Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we've had our meeting, and we've decided that we're still going to declare war." SH thinks this is just amazing, "Well how many soldiers have you got Paddy?". "Well," says Paddy, "there's me, my kid, me 4 cousins, and they all had sons, and there's Bill down the road..along with the local Darts team.. I reckon I could get together about 30."

Laughing openly now SH replies, "Come on Paddy, I've got 10,000 highly trained fighting men at my disposal. I think you'd better go and have another meeting." "I will", says Paddy,

""Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we've had our meeting, and we've decided that we're not going to declare war on you after all." "At last, " replies SH, "What made you change your mind?""

Well, it's those 10 thousand soldiers you see. We can't declare war on you because we've not got the facilities to keep all those prisoners!"

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An Irishman declares war on Saddam Hussein!

 

OH COME ON, GUY

 

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I know of some older boy & girl scouts that plan on having a detective-theme larp adventure in the woods.

 

People responsible for the organization plan on burying a plastic skeleton somewhere in the ground for the participants to dig it out.

 

It would be a shame if there was a real police patrol in the vicinity.



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Polish mushroom pickers stopped US military

The most powerful army in the world...

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Sometimes I feel people actually live by this...



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Sometimes I feel people actually live by this...

 

I do



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I have a friend who works in IT Security, he has a server that he farms spambot email address and then spoofs his details to appear as one of those email address and signs them all up to each others ****, hes up to something like 300 000 emails over the last year



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Sometimes I feel people actually live by this...

 

 

Sometimes? Everyone hates themselves, and one another. Hate makes the world go round. #Hallmarkmoment



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I have a friend who works in IT Security, he has a server that he farms spambot email address and then spoofs his details to appear as one of those email address and signs them all up to each others ****, hes up to something like 300 000 emails over the last year

 

 

I am actually wondering if this helps anything.



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An IRA man shows up at the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out to greet him. St. Peter knows he was in the IRA and says "I don't think you can get in here.
The IRA man says" I don't want to get in, You've got twenty minutes to get the out!"

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