Pope Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I have but one humble request. Please bring back the Larder Door. Thx. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Mord Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 soulbound 1 --- We're all doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 (edited) Larder Door for Talking Weapon Shield Edited February 28, 2017 by Pope 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeuwenhart Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 New Game New Name PANTRY DOOR! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerekKruger Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Only if they genuinely fix bashing. At the moment in PoE, it's actually worse than a generic Large Shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintlockJazz Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 A transdimensional larder door shield! You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers. 6 "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Should have been a barn door anyhow. Then when people using ranged weapons missed you, you could have taunted them that their aim was so bad they couldn't even hit a barn door. ... I'll get my coat. 7 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Mord Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 A transdimensional larder door shield! You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers. I'm willing to double my pledge for this. 2 --- We're all doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintlockJazz Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 A transdimensional larder door shield! You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers. I'm willing to double my pledge for this. Only double? "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Mord Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 (edited) Only double? You are right. It's worth far more than I posess. Take all my money. Sell my body to dubious looking strangers, if necessary. Edited February 28, 2017 by Lord_Mord 2 --- We're all doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draego Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Ye bashing needs to be fix for these shield like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 You'll find it leaning on the Pan tree... 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heijoushin Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Things don't have to be pretty to be useful in battle. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jones092201@gmail.com Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Would be kind of funny if Eder had some line about it when you found it again, since im willing to bet 90% of people who used him also used that shield. And, since apparently bashing didn't work, there could be some humor there. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintlockJazz Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Only double? You are right. It's worth far more than I posess. Take all my money. Sell my body to dubious looking strangers, if necessary. You heard it Obsidian! His body is ready and willing for whatever you want, come and get it! Here Obsy Obsy Obsy... 1 "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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